Ferret Philosophy 1. Hoarding is a form of art.
Life is short. Take what you can as quickly as possible.
If you get caught stealing, divert attention and dance a jig.
Happiness is a great hidey-hole and a soft sleeping bag.
Know no fear.
Your socks are my socks.
Upon entering a room, walk the perimeter.
Hands off my stash.
Play like there is no tomorrow.
Dance like no one is watching.
For all round good health, poop often.
Rear-end. Corner. Reverse. Poop.1. Hoarding is a form of art.
Life is short. Take what you can as quickly as possible.
If you get caught stealing, divert attention and dance a jig.
Happiness is a great hidey-hole and a soft sleeping bag.
Know no fear.
Your socks are my socks.
Upon entering a room, walk the perimeter.
Hands off my stash.
Play like there is no tomorrow.
Dance like no one is watching.
For all round good health, poop often.
Rear-end. Corner. Reverse. Poop. <3