Jacques -- Test Run (edited for reference)

I am in a tizzy about how scarring works, so I decided to change things up to make things seem a bit less complicated or perhaps even a tad more sensible (it was a Zapdos, who should have taken his life). I would think a Zapdos would rupture the eye so terribly that it would have to be removed, right? Well, actually... a Zapdos would probably take out his whole face (scratch that, head), but, you know... without him, I have no story.

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